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The Simpsons from Springfield, U.S.A. are America's most loved cartoon family.  Over the years, Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa have given us innumerable Simpsons quotes that define the appeal of the family and in turn reflect on our American culture.

Simpsons Quotes On Family

"Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family"
Dan Castellaneta quotes (American actor and writer, b.1958) Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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Simpsons Quotes On Life

"Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't"
Nancy Cartwright quotes (American actress, b.1957) Character: Bart Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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Simpsons Quotes On Responsibility

"Always blame it on the guy who doesn't speak English"
Dan Castellaneta quotes (American actor and writer, b.1958) Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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Simpsons Quotes On Drinking

"Prohibition? HA! They tried that in the movies and it didn't work"
Homer Simpson quotes (Fictional character from the animated television series created by Matt Groening, The Simpsons.) Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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Simpsons Quotes On Crisis

"Operator! Give me the number for 911"
Dan Castellaneta quotes (American actor and writer, b.1958) Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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Simpsons Quotes On Family TV

"It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than you have."
Matt Groening quotes (American cartoonist, creator of The Simpsons. b.1954) Character: Bart Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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Simpsons Quotes On Christmas

"Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ."
Nancy Cartwright quotes (American actress, b.1957) Character: Bart Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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Simpsons Quotes On Envy

"A man who envies our family is a man who needs help."
jcrow2747  Yeardley Smith quotes (French actress, b.1964) Character: Lisa Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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Simpsons Quotes On Spirituality

"You know, you are not born with a soul. You earn it with suffering, hard work and prayer. Which hopefully you did last night"
jcrow2747  Yeardley Smith quotes (French actress, b.1964) Character: Lisa Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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