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“And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, and the earth brought forth grass and the Rastafarians smoked it.”
Spike Milligan quotes (Indian Humorist and Actor (Digby, 3 Musketeers), 1918-2002)

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“Well, we can't stand around here doing nothing, people will think we're workmen”
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“Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard”
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“And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.”
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“Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.”
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“I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.”
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“Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy”
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“All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy”
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“Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.”
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“Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?”
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“I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.”
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