“George: "You haven't got a letter on your's [Ron's jumper] I suppose she [Mrs. Weasly] thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we are called Gred and Forge."”
“"...someone might slip dragon dung in it again eh, Perce?" said Fred. "That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!" said Percy, going very red in the face, "It was nothing personal!" "It was," Fred whispered to Harry, as they got up from the table. "We sent it."”
“>in divination< Harry: Wait, I've got two neptunes, that cant be right! Ron: >imitating professor trelwany< Ahh! Two neptunes is a sure sign a midget in glasses is being born!”
“>in Divintation< Lavender: >squealing< Oooo! Professor look! I found an unknown planet! Professor Trelawny: That is Uranus my dear. Ron: Can I have a look at Ur anus too Lavender?”
“Sport is a very important subject at school, that's why I gave Quidditch such an important place at Hogwarts. I was very bad in sports, so I gave Harry a talent I would really loved to have. Who wouldn't want to fly?”
“"To me it's not a ... This is my ... This is my ... I was going to say this is my life. It's not my life, but it is a very important part of my life." [On the Harry Potter Books]”
“'Enjoying it?' I don't reckon he'd come home if Dad didn't make him. He's obsessed. Just don't get him onto the subject of his boss. According to Mr. Crouch...as I was saying to Mr Crouch...Mr. Crouch is of the opinion...Mr. Crouch was telling me...They'll be announcing their engagement any day now.”
