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“Before I speak, I have something important to say.”
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“Don't point that beard at me, it might go off”
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“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.”
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“Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.”
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“Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.”
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“I intend to live forever, or die trying.”
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“Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”
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“All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.”
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“There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man”
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“Room service? Send up a larger room.”
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